How high should high be?

Expectations… Such a gray category. Listen up fellas. Women do NOT tell you what they want….and IF they do… You better listen! Told my JimBob all I wanted today was fish sticks. Thats it! A bag of fish sticks. Bc I have the biggest craving for them at night when I come home from work.

The whole drive home I’m tasting these sticks of joy in my mouth. Jingle jangle my happy ass to the door and throw my crap down. Oooh a glass of milk with these fish sticks are gonna calm my soul. Opened the freezer…guess what’s not fucking there! My mutha effin fish sticks were no where to be found.

*Jimbob DID YOU FORGET MY FISHSTICKS????

From the distant I hear… “Shit”

Ooooohhhhh make a woman mad and its bad…make a hungry woman mad….its pouting time.

We can no longer have expectations. Bc obviously, there’s some fellas who like to light those on fire.

Well screw you! I’m going to bed hungry just to prove a point

.ya ass

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